"I'm Quinn Morgendorffer. I'm a people person. If like the people's a guy who's popular or cute or has a really cool car or a ski house or knows what to order at a French restaurant."
"But mom! They chose me as their Keg Queen!!"
"No, I'm, like, an only child, you know?"
"Um, can I be excused? My eye shadow's running."
"She was telling me about buds and doors and stuff then she told me to 'lead the tribe' or something and she fell asleep!"
"No! You know, the glitter berries! The glitter berries are the ones that you eat then your mouth is full of sparkly glitter! Those are the ones that make you act crazy!"
"Oh, my god! I'm not wearing any makeup??"